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"Pakistan and Kashmir in a Fiat Cinquecento - 2005".

    In the last week of June 2005 we set off for another expedition. The two of us, our Cinquecento, and Asia - once again. This time our aim was Afghanistan.

    Many people asked the question "Why?" -  why go to a country tormented by war for the last 23 years? Well, some of you might find it amusing, others will think that we?re mental or crazy, but to us the answer is simple.  We can't get self-satisfaction in the arrogant world we're a part of -  the reality of high technology but low quality of life, full of egoism and marked by struggle for money and power.

    Setting out on our journey,  we were sure that nothing could stop us from getting to Afghanistan. The "helpfulness" of Polish authorities abroad, however, quickly forced us to verify our optimistic way of thinking.

    The travel through Slovakia and Hungary, which we know very well from our previous expeditions, went along smoothly and in the late afternoon we arrived at the Romanian border. The entrance formalities were short and simple, so after 20 minutes we entered Romania. We headed towards the Pietrosul Mountain (1791 meters above  sea level). We went past the towns of Cluj Napoca and Bisrita, where we were surprised by the wealth of gypsies' houses. They were beautiful like palaces, and the roof makers must have been real experts in their field. In Vatra Dornei we turned into a mountain road at the foot of the Pietrosul Mountain, planning to get to the Izorul Montelui Lake. Unfortunately, it was already dark, and after bumping into several road holes we decided to spend the night in the car.

    The weather got worse the next morning, so we abandoned the idea of climbing to the top of Pietrosul. A bath in the lake was not advisable either, so we moved ahead planning to travel along the "Transfogarasz" route. The road surface there is excellent, and the views are breathtaking. It was the middle of June, but on the mountain pass near Balea Cascada (2300 metres above the sea level) there was lots of snow and snowboarders:). The temperature at the foot of Fogarasza was 28°C, on the pass barely 10°C.

    The tunnel beneath the pass was closed, so we didn?t manage to drive through the whole length of the route, but the number of serpentines and differences in altitude were impressive anyway. We spent the  night at a stream at the foot of Fogarasza ridge , near the peaks of Moldovanu  (2544 meters above sea level) and Negoiu (2535 meters). We were woken up by a herd of sheep, stubbornly nibbling at our tent.

    Late in the afternoon we packed up and went on our way towards the Bulgarian border. After paying the environmental fare and the road tax we had our passports stamped and we were ready to move along. We crossed the border in Vama Veche, planning to cross Bulgaria along the seaside. Bearing in mind that places like Sunny Coast or Golden Sands are congested with tourists, we chose to spend the night in Tjulmenovo, a small village so far free from tourists.  We put up our tent on a high cliff. As there was no beach near our campsite, we drove to Rusałka, where we had some rest on the coast of a picturesque bay, apparently not discovered by mass tourism. Out of pure curiosity we decided to go to the Golden Sands (Swiaty Vlas) in the afternoon. What we saw there exceeded our expectations. Hotels everywhere, mainly luxurious, swimming pools, cleaned beaches and crowds of tourists basking in the sun. On the third day of our stay in Bulgaria, tired of omnipresent commerce, we drove towards the Turkish border in Malko Tarnovo.

    The border seemed abandoned and forgotten ?there were hardly no tourists, the road was in poor condition, and somebody had clearly practised shooting on the road signs. Together with the surrounding forest it made us a bit anxious. The formalities, however, were sheer pleasure ? 30$ for two monthly visas, customs documents for our car and on we went. We also met there two Frenchmen riding motorcycles from London to Hong-kong. We?re still wondering if they made it, as one of them had damaged his backbone in an accident in Romania.

    The smooth and wide road on the Turkish side brought us quickly to Kirkarelli. We then headed towards the Marmar Bay. The mass tourism there is totally overwhelming ? you couldn't fit a finger between the hotels from Terkidag to Stambul. . There are crowds of people in camping sites, conditions are rather poor as for 15$ a night. After a moment of consideration, we decided to make for the Black Sea in order to pass round the military zones and firing grounds. We pitched our tent in the town of Yenikoy, literally surrounded by garbage. 

     The next day we went to the renown city of Istanbul. The traffic in the city was overwhelming, which made it difficult not to lose our way. If you don't know where the HAGIA SOFIA is, you don't have much chance to get there. We, however, were helped by a friendly stranger and got to the Sofia and the Blue Mosque without problems. The area was full of noisy tourists and carpet merchants. We visited the famous Golden Bazaar, but apparently only its name remained of its former character. The inside was full of Western tourist, and the shopping stalls transformed into modern, air-conditioned boutiques.

    Of course, we did want to see Troy. So much have we read about it... Myths, legends and movies gave us an amazing impression of the place, so our expectations were rather high. It took us 3 hours to drive though Bursa due to terrible traffic jams caused by road modernisation. We reached Troy in the evening and slept on a kind of stubble field, but we managed to rest quite well. In the morning we packed up our things and went to see Troy, hoping to experience something great and unique. The entrance fee for two persons and a car was 24 YKR (about 15$).

    To be honest, the price was rather too high for what we'd seen. All that remained of Troy is a couple of stones scattered across a field and the ruins of an amphitheatre. To cut the long story short, it?s not worth it. It?s better to have a decent dinner.

    We planned our further route. We decided to see the western part of Iran and the Persian Gulf, and then move on to Pakistan, which was to be the last stage of our expedition before reaching Afghanistan. We calculated the distance, and since it wasn't very terrifying (14 000km) we decided to travel around Pakistan. Happy with our travel route we made for Peramon (Bergama). The road from Bahramkale to Avaycik leads through mountains, but it?s smooth and pleasant to drive. In Bergama we spent the night in the car, as it later turned out in a rubble dumping ground ? but under the only tree in the area. All of that because we arrived at the gates of Asklepion at 1.50 a.m.

    We spent Sunday looking for a currency bureau. We managed to find PTT, which is Turkish post office. They sometimes exchange currencies, charging a provision of 2 to 5 percent. We managed to exchange our money without having to pay the provision.

    On our way to Efez we passed through the town of Selcuk ? a bit sleepy, but visibly liked by storks. There are ancient columns standing in the centre of the city, and each of them is crowned with a stork?s nest. In Efez we saw the ancient city and the ¼ mile car races, which were more interesting.

    Our next stop was to be Pamukkale, and we meant it to be the last "official" place we were to visit on our way. We reached Pamukkale at 10 a.m. and that was good, as there weren?t many tourists. There?s not much left of the famous natural bathing terraces, unfortunately. The Turkish are trying to trick the tourists and build some concrete terraces. The water doesn't squirt naturally either, it's pumped by special pumps. It's warm, though, as it comes from hot springs. If you manage to find some space, you can take a bath in an exotic garden where drinks and snacks are served to the guests ? it?s a swimming pool surrounded by lush vegetation.

    In the afternoon we set out to Ankara in order to get the visas to Iran and Pakistan. Unwilling to sleep in the city, we found a nice place to camp near the capital. In Ciubukbel we exchanged our money so that we could get the visas - an interesting thing about the clerks in banks and offices are allowed to smoke while servicing their clients, while the former are forbidden to do so. 

    In Ankara we went to the Pakistan Embassy, where we learned that a monthly visa cost 69 YKR. We also needed a recommendation from the Polish Embassy. It was similar with the visa to Iran, with the difference that a seven days? transit visa cost 37 euro ? tourist?s visa is available only after two weeks of waiting.

    We had to visit the Polish Embassy to get the recommendations. We were allowed to enter its area by car, and we were serviced with absolute helpfulness and professionalism. The consul is a very nice and helpful man, who handed us the necessary documents after five minutes. Being a traveller by heart, he sports great knowledge of Turkey. He said we could turn to him again in case of any problems. Fortunately, there were no problems with obtaining the visas in the embassies of  Iran and Pakistan. When asked about the car, the clerks said they didn?t see any need for additional papers. Convinced they were right, we left Ankara in good moods and with fresh visas in our passports.

    On our way to Iran we passed by many beautiful lakes, surrounded by protection zones. The water was crystal clear, but bathing strictly forbidden. Of course we couldn?t fight the temptation and got some relief in the sweet water in spite of the prohibition a couple of times.

    The last night we spent in Turkey was at the foot of Agra Baga Mountain (5165 meters above sea level). Turkey there is totally different from that of hotels and mass tourism; villagers struggle with poverty, people make their fuel from manure. Nobody heard about benefits from tourism there.

   

    On the Turkish side of the border a man came up to us and asked about our passports. We immediately wondered who he was - he certainly wasn't a customs officer, as he was dressed in shorts and a polo T-shirt. Asked about his function he pretended not to hear the question. He dangled after Dominik all the time and he was explaining obvious things like "first passport control, only then customs clearance". After we were done with all formalities the man demanded money for his favour ? more than that, he even brought a friend with him, who wanted to "do us a favour" and exchange our money, as "banks in Iran make some problems about exchange". As it turned out, he wanted to cheat us on the course of the currency by five times.

    In the stripe of no man?s land between the countries we put on some trousers. Jola had to put on also a long-sleeve top, covering the neck, and a scarf on her face.

    The first question in the passport section on the Iranian border was about our kinship. Wife? Sister? The officer could not understand that we work together. He said: "not a wife, not a sister, then who?". In Iran a woman can be either a sister or a wife. There?s no other option. You can?t be a friend or a companion in travel. It?s unacceptable ? a free woman? What?s that supposed to be?

    But the real hard time with explanations was in the customs section. We were asked to present our "Carnetto de Passage" .We said we didn?t have it, and then had to explain everything to the officer, so we asked to see the senior officer to resolve the problem.

    Carnetto de Passage turned out to be a document that guarantees that the car you travel by wouldn?t be sold on the territory of Iran and will leave the country with the owner.

    The senior officer at the customs saw two possible solutions. The first one was to buy a $100 car insurance (despite of the fact that the Green Card is recognized in Iran, what we had managed to prove), as the insurance company gives you the needed document for free; the second one was to obtain a guarantee from the Polish Embassy that the car we travel by wouldn?t be sold in Iran. The Polish Embassy took their time preparing the written document, both side were becoming nervous as it were the last minutes of officers' work, so we finally decided to buy the insurance.

    We spend on the Iranian border about 5,5 hours altogether; mainly waiting for officers' decisions and stamps. We got 20 pages of papers, each of them with a few stamps, and a precise prescriptions concerning our transit route through Iran, which we didn't obey anyway. With all the documents needed and our wallets poorer by 100$ we set off towards the heart of Iran.

    Curious things happen in Iran. At 4 a.m., a couple of hours after we went to sleep, we were woken up by a tractor horn; the driver had to say hello to us.

    When we were standing at a red light in Sanandaj a young boy ran up to the car and started repeating "I love you, mister, I love you" to Dominik.

    Men in Iran don?t look at women, because they all look the same ? their entire bodies and faces are covered. That?s why men are interested in other men, what you can see everywhere. It is men who are dressed in fashionable clothes - tight tops, modern trousers, it's them who gel their hair. Women are to stand by them and look like Batman, concealed behind long black linens reaching their knees and even ankles.

    In Iran all women, even European ones, are obliged to cover their bodies and heads. In Brandar E Bushehr we were stopped by religious police ? we were coming out of a restaurant, dressed in long trousers. Jola had a long-sleeve fleece, but it didn?t cover her neck properly, which was enough to have some trouble with the police. Dominik?s top was also inappropriate ? its sleeves weren?t long enough. The temperature was 55°C. As you can see, travelling through Iran is not simple, and it is certainly hot. It was us who were in their country and we had to respect their laws and rules. This is beyond discussion. A different thing is that it is not easy, because in summertime the temperatures are rarely less than 45°C.

    Esfahan is said to be the most beautiful town i Iran. We visited the main mosque and the largest bazaar. The bazaar is much more traditional than that in Stambul, though it is less famous. On our way to the Persian Gulf we come across a real desert town with a fort, which makes a stupendous impression. We had an hour?s walk, we talked gestures to the locals, took some pictures, did some filming. No tourists there, oh no.

     The surface of the road leading through the mountains is perfectly smooth, so stopping for the night we didn't even feel that we had driven for 15 hours. At 2 a.m. the rocks were still hot. It was difficult to breathe as the ground gave back the heat accumulated during the day. Dominik had the first symptoms of exhaustion, i.e. nose bleeding. Another long drive was ahead of us.

    The road from Bandar E Bushehr to Bandar Abass affords spectacular views on the beaches of the Persian Gulf. They are wide and sandy, but nobody bathes there, as it?s of little sense ? the water is nearly as hot as the air. Between the two cities there is an oil refinery, spreading along the road for fifteen kilometres. In one of the villages on our way we witnessed a terrible, bloody fight between two donkeys. We slept - or rather were dying from the heat - within some distance from the road, but quite close to a hashish smoking-room. Sweaty and weary, we couldn't fall asleep till 4 a.m. We had driven 900 kilometres in 17 hours.

    Just before Kerman, at 9900 kilometre of our expedition the rev counter broke. As it was to turn out later, it was a result of another malfunction. In the Kerman itself something completely extraordinary happened to us - after a meal in a restaurant the tow women running it refused to take the money from us. Confused, we paid them anyway and moved ahead after thanking them for their most polite service.

    We were planning to cross the Pakistanian border in Pischin, but after 20 kilometres from Rigin the condition of the road worsened drastically. It is an area of great-scale smuggling, so the roads are rarely repaired. We changed our plans and decided to cross the border in Mirjaveh.

    You easily know where the smuggling zone in Iran is after taking a look at the huge car control terminals. They are located on the main roads near Bandar Abbas and Kerman. The controls are really detailed, including disassembling cars and coaches into first parts.

    After 15 hours of driving we fell asleep in our tent on a date plantation. We were on the road from 8 a.m. till 11 p.m. It was our fifth day in Iran.

    On the next day, about 150 kilometres from the border we met four fuel smugglers. Although their main occupation is smuggling fuel to Pakistan and Afghanistan, they are very  friendly. They told us which places in Afghanistan were relatively safe and which were not to be entered by any circumstance. We had a meal together and then we parted and headed for Miravjeh, to cross the border.

The distance we'd driven in Iran was 4488 kilometres. The roads there are of excellent quality. The temperature reaches 55°C, but there is no single trace of ruts. There are often four lanes, even in the highest mountains. But Iran was behind.

 

Ahead of us ? a great surprise: Pakistan.

On the Iranian side of the border there were no unnecessary formalities. The little heap of car documents was taken away from us, and we were allowed to go. In the no-man?s land between the Iranian and Pakistani border we had to drive away currency peddlers, importuning us with proposals of currency exchange. Knowing that the rate they offer is rather poor, we did not decide to exchange.

We went through the Pakistani passport section in ten minutes. A problem cropped up at the customs ? Carnetto di Passage. We explained why we didn?t have it and were told to go to the local senior officer?s office. There the issue was discussed seriously. Two Poles came all the way to Pakistan without the Carnetto ? but how? The final decision was to let us buy the document in Quetta, 640 kilometers away, where we were to be escorted by an armed soldier. Seeing our loaded Cinquecento, the officer quickly changed his mind. "The soldier will follow you on a bus and you?ll meet up in Quetta", said the officer. It was night. The soldiers told us that further driving could be dangerous. For the first 100 kilometers the road was covered by the desert sand. There were moments when we felt the chassis of our car rubbing the sandy ground. Then we got on the so-called Pakistani Highway ? 200 kilometers of excellent road with cat-eyes in the middle and on the sides. The fee was 5 rupees, and it was the first and the last time we had to pay for driving on a motorway. Unfortunately, every good thing has its end, and so after 200 kilometers the motorway turned into an asphalt path. Just in case we filled up with some 30 rupees/litre gas bought from the smugglers (the price of legal gas was 49 rupees/litre).

     There is a curious kind of vehicles on Pakistani roads, which we called "dusties". Those "dusties" are so heavy from the decorations and small chains they?re ornamented with, that they can hardly move. Why "dusties" ? Because their drivers are really reluctant to clear the way for other vehicles, as if they were afraid that their precious usually those contraptions are shiny like brand new ones. Initially, those crawlers annoyed us, but later on it turned out that their drivers are surprisingly helpful and friendly. As we progressed on our way, we started to greet them cheerfully when passing by. It wasn?t unusual to meet in the north some of them, who we?d seen in the south 15-20 days before ? it takes such a "dusty" about 12 days to get from Quetta to Gilgit (about 3000 kilometres). Apart from the trucks, we frequently passed by speeding buses, always with a few passengers on the roof.

    We reached Quetta in late afternoon. It was full of people, thousands of them, loads of filthy stalls and billions of flies. Fortunately, the odour wasn?t that bad.

    We found a Central Customs Office for the Balochistan area, where we were supposed to show up on the next day. We spent the night in a motel on the side of the road ? the nights in Quetta are relatively cool, which gave us an opportunity to sleep well. The microclimate in Quetta is quite specific ? the heat during the day reaches 47 degrees. On Monday morning we went to the Custom Head Office in Quetta. It was 10 a.m.

    The "toy soldier" ? as this is how we called him -   justified an hour?s delay saying that he had a visit at hairdresser?s. We were flattered, and thought at that time that he wanted to look good because of our arrival. After an hour of formalities, the head of the car section asked us to pay the soldier 4000 rupees for escorting us. After a quick calculation we realized that it was about 240 zloty. We asked him what should we pay for in the first place, as we arrived to Quetta on our own, with no escort at all. He said something about our "toy soldier" bringing our documents and insisted on paying. We would have probably been willing to negotiate the price, but his arrogance and harsh tone was too much for us. I asked him for a phone call to the Polish Embassy. He was surprised, but he let me make the call. I told him that I would pay for the cost of the call, but after 6 minutes of talk with the Polish consul in Karachi the "big boss" came up to me and snatched the receiver from me, saying that the Pakistani government wouldn?t pay for Poles? chatting. This is when the storm began. We demanded to see his superior.

    Samad ? as that was his name ? invited us to his office. At the first glance, he seemed to be a very strict and harsh man. After we?ve described him the situation, he told us about the three alternative solutions he could see:

    First option was to leave the car in the customs office parking, which meant continuing our expedition by public transport. The second option was a guarantee from the Polish Embassy that we would not sell our car, and the third one was to pay the duty tax, which would then be returned to us our departure from Pakistan. The important question was: how much? Samad was tenacious at the beginning. He didn?t want to accept our explanations and arguments. As we joked a bit at the absurd situation, he produced a customs code and showed us a relevant paragraph ? which only made us laugh. After weighing all the pros and cons we decided to try and talk to the consul. Samad offer to talk to the consul himself, so we left his office, waiting for a fax from the Embassy. All in all, we didn?t want to disorganize his whole working day with our problem.

    We sat on a bench in front of his office, where we were hosted with water, tea and other beverages. One has to admit, that they certainly don?t lack hospitality and good manners. Dominik kept peeping into the fax room. After a few minutes the electricity went off, by a weird coincidence just when our problem was about to be solved ? but we couldn?t say for sure if they did it on purpose. After two hours of waiting we got frustrated and decided to handle the matter by ourselves ? it couldn?t have been the only fax in the town! We made an attempt to walk out ? but the guards reacted immediately. We hurried to our car and drove towards the exit gate, which was just being closed ? one of the soldiers even reloaded his rifle.

We were brought in Samad?s office. Seriously angry, we threw our passports on his desk, declaring that we want to go and find a fax on our own, as without electricity the fax wouldn?t reach the office at all. He didn?t even protest, just asked us to be careful.

    After 20 minutes we were back with the fax printed. Samad read the text carefully, and, unfortunately, found a fault in it. The text said that it was us who guaranteed that the car wouldn?t be sold, while we wanted the Embassy to guarantee that. At that moment everybody was confused. Samad ordered his clerks to calculate the duty tax we would have to pay for our car. After about thirty minutes they were ready with the answer: about 4700 $. We burst out laughing. From that moment on we decided to cut the formal talk.  Samad promised to find a solution and we started a friendly chat. We told him about ourselves and showed him our website. The fact that we did a lot of travelling made Samad look at us in a different way. We learnt from him that in Pakistan the children go to school only if their parents want them to become educated. Depending on the parents? will a child might remain analphabetic, irrelevantly of the family?s material status. We also talked about the role of women in their culture. We asked Samad where the women were, as we couldn?t meet too many of them in the streets. Samad said that they were cooking dinners for their husbands, and that to see the women one must go to the marketplace. Samad turned out to be a man of extensive knowledge and charisma, which means an absolute power there. He is the right man in the right place. With his guarantee, we could continue our travel in Pakistan freely. Thank you for that, Samad!

    From Quetta we moved on to Sukkur, a city located at the bank of the murky Indus River. Our interest was aroused by frequently set up, armed police posts, with policemen armed with rifles. After a short consideration we decided to spend the night at a date plantation at the side of the road. We chose a nice spot, had a relaxed chat, listened to the radio a bit. Suddenly Dominik heard a gunshot. Jola said it must have been just an illusion and we waited in suspense. Before a minute had passed, we heard another shot ? this time the swish of the bullet caused us to jerk. We got out of the car with our hands raised, shouting that we were tourists. Two rather nervous policemen ordered us to stay in the car. They started searching for something in the neighbourhood of our car, using their flashlights. We tried to ask them for the reason of the incident, but they didn?t seem very willing to explain that. After some ten minutes a police chief from Sukkur arrived at the scene and asked who we were and what we were looking for at the plantation. We told him we had just wanted to rest. After checking our documents, the chief said that it might have been a better solution for us to stay at the hotel, but he reassured us that the neighbourhood was safe. That was kind of funny ? we had just 

been shot at, but the area was safe! We finally spent the night in our car on a truck parking.

    In the morning we set out towards the Derawar Fort, the biggest and most famous fort in Pakistan. It wasn?t easy to get there, as road signs are practically non-existent, but in the end we managed to find it. It is a huge fort, which can be accessed only with a governments? permit.

    In Bahwalpur we decided to spend a night in the Silver Motel ? a cosy place with a very polite staff. For 1200 rupees we got a large room with a nice bathroom, a fridge full of soft drinks and a TV. Air-conditioning provided us with a pleasant coolness. We had a really good rest there, so that we didn?t feel like leaving the place the day after.

    We made a decision to see Multan thoroughly. At all times we were accompanied by two nice little girls, who showed us all the corners of the Multan bazaar. Then we headed for Lahore, which is known in Pakistan as the "capital of food" ? even one of the streets is called "Food Street". It is also here where the only McDonald restaurant in Pakistan is located. The pots of the roadside kitchens, however, were home to thousands of flies, which didn?t seem to influence the marvellous taste of the food sold there. There is no such thing as Polish Sanepid (Health Board) in Pakistan, we guess.

    In Gujrat, on our way to Islamabad, we had the pleasure of dining at the Papa Sam?s restaurant. The owned of the restaurant was a young man, who came back to Pakistan after 13 years of working in the UK, in order to open his own business. He owned a petrol station as well. The restaurant was very clean and the owner very hospitable ? he gifted us with two "menu" meals and invited us to come again.

    We headed for Islamabad. In Taxila the police caught us on the radar ? we were speeding by 46 kilometres/hour. A minimum ticket for such a violation is 720 rupees. We got off with a warning.

    Then we went to Peshawar, where we had an appointment with our friend, Sayed. We started looking for a hotel and we checked some ten places. The standard wasn?t very high, but the prices were low. Sometimes the rooms were filthy and devoid of any equipment. We chose the Hedayat hotel, and we got a VIP room with TV, fridge and air-conditioning for 1200 rupees. The room service were very helpful ? they brought us our food and drinks to the room.  He surprised us even more when he said "That?s good money". Note that the VIP room cost per night is exactly what this boy gets per month.

    The following day we drove to the Swat Valley. The road wasn?t easy ? it was located high in the mountains, and the road work and omnipresent dust didn?t make the situation any better. The views, however, were truly impressive, and the exploits performed by ordinary Pakistani drivers took our breath away. A true stunt performance for free!

    Late at night we got back to Peshawar, where we were supposed to see Sayed the following day. At the established time we met in front of the hotel. Sayed showed us the two faces of the city. The modern one, almost European, with gleaming shop windows, exclusive restaurants and designer clothes boutiques. The other face is an old town with narrow streets, full of stalls and scent of spices. Dominik had a bath in a swimming pool ? of course in a company of men only, as it is not acceptable for men and women to bathe together ? the swimming pool is open for men or women depending on the day of the week. We had a delicious fish on the bank of the Kabul River and took a canoeing trip down the river.

    The three days we spent with Sayed was time of great fun and a rest from the hardships of our travels. After four days of something that could be called a luxurious experience we went to Islamabad to obtain Afghanistan visas. The capital of Pakistan doesn?t even resemble any of the other cities in the region. No poverty, no dirt ? it is a show-off city for the mighty of this world. Looking at that city you get an impression that Pakistan is a wealthy country ? but it?s just an illusion.

    The majority of embassies is located in a specified area, where one can enter by bus from a special parking, paying 30 rupees for a ticket. We went to the Embassy of Afghanistan. There weren?t much difficulties with getting a visa, but we needed a letter of recommendation form the Polish Embassy. We found the Embassy of Poland ( a huge building encircled with spacious gardens) and were welcomed ? in our mother tongue ? by a Polish guard at the gate. He was really happy to see his compatriots, as there weren?t many of them in there. This, however, was the last nice thing that happened to us in the embassy. The conversation with the representatives of the authorities of the Republic of Poland was very polite at the beginning. We were asked the standard questions "where from", "where to", "by what" and so on.

    When the gentlemen found out what our means of transport was ? Fiat Cinquecento -  one of them managed to remain serious, but the other burst out laughing. Jola got annoyed and asked him if he found that so funny and amusing ? he tried to explain his literally cheeky behaviour, but he said one thing too much anyway. He criticized our idea to enter the Karakorum Mountains by car, saying that we had no chance of getting through, as "all engines refuse to function there". As you can see in the photos or videos from our expedition, our engine did not refuse to function ? greetings for THEORETICIANS!!!

    Another issue turned out to be the recommendation letter. This is when it started ? they kept on telling us about the dangerous situation in Afghanistan, about the risk that we were supposedly unaware of. As it turned out, those gentlemen had already their image of us. Their advisor on situation in Afghanistan sent them an email, which we sent to her (some people don?t know what privacy means), and in which we asked some general questions about Afghanistan. The reply was as follows: "Your car will fall to pieces after the first 100 kilometres, as the roads here are rather for four-wheel-drive vehicles. It?s not even a challenge to come to Afghanistan right now, it?s a pure stupidity? and you?ll have your time in Afghanistan, but after 100 000 lands you?ll see before. Because we don?t want Afghanistan to be the LAST country on your list, do we? And your arrival now would probably mean that."

    Jola asked the gentlemen if there was any formal difference between obtaining the visa in Warsaw and Islamabad. A notice to every Pole willing to go to Afghanistan: GET THE VISAS IN WARSAW. 90 euros, 2 photos and a passport ? that?s all you need to get the visa there. You don?t even have to show up in Warsaw personally ? they send the passport with the visa back to your address. In Ankara you wait for the visa for about three hours ? and you don?t need the recommendation letter at all. Even though the gentlemen didn?t have any more arguments, they sustained her negative answer. They kept repeating over and over again what a dangerous and wild country Afghanistan was. We asked them to quit the safety subject, as we were sho9t at twice by that time and we didn?t blow it out of proportion. It?s our life and it?s up to us how to live it. They asked where we?d been shot at ? we told them it was Sukkur ? and their reply was : "Where is it?" How is it possible, that people who are in charge of consular functions for 6 years don?t know where Sukkur, one of the largest cities of Pakistan, located at the intercession of two communication routes, is located? We believe it?s a shame that Poland is represented by such people in the country where travellers are treated with the due respect. That?s what our memories from the Polish Embassy are like.

    In Peshawar we met a man, who is probably the best person to ask about Afghanistan ? firstly, he?s Afghan, secondly, he?s a Ministry Advisor at the Afghan government. He was really sorry that such a stupid stereotype about his country is being kept alive. He stressed that that was political propaganda. In Kabul and the majority of Afghanistan people are quite friendly towards foreigners. Obviously, you have to respect their ways and rules. Afghanistan is also more liberal than Iran, or at least such is the impression after you talk to some  Afghans.

    There is a journalist in Peshawar, who can get you (for 110 $) an escort for the most dangerous route from the border of Pakistan to Jalalabad (about 74 kilometres). All the Afghan people we talked to agreed that it was a dangerous road. Nobody says that Afghanistan is a totally safe place. Those who need a 100% warranty for safe travelling should stay home. During a few years of our travels we encountered many dangers, and we believe that there is no place which would be absolutely safe ? which seems to be confirmed by the news everyday.

    Resigned and disgusted, we tried to plan a different, exciting route of our return to Poland. The Embassy of Turkmenistan doesn?t give visas at all. In the Embassy of Azerbaijan we would have to wait for two weeks, and even if we had been granted the visa, it might have been for as short as 24 hours. We agreed to go back via north Iran and Turkey to Georgia, where we would think where to go next ? maybe Russia, maybe Ukraine?

    Angry because of the situation, we decided to ease our disappointment by going to Gilgit in Kashmir, via a road called the Karakoram Highway. Very narrow "highway" it is, and sometimes it lacks asphalt, too. But the unique atmosphere of the place is makes up for the difficulties. He landscape frequently changes from rice fields to deserts, or even snow-covered 7,000 ? metres peaks. Police posts are frequent and the policemen register all the people passing by. It helps when they have to look for missing tourists. We could see the strong, violent current of the Indus River down in its valley, then Gilgit River ? and destroyed bridges, huge rocky landslides. The road was blocked in some places by falling rocks and stones.

    At the foot of Nanga Parbat (8126 m. above sea level) we took a couple of pictures. It was the first time we had seen such a tall mountain. The impression is astounding. 45 degrees Celsius down where we were, and masses of snow covering the peak, waiting for another daredevil willing to try his luck against the Killer Mountain.

    The route via  China was out of option, as it is impossible to get there with one?s own car, unless willing to pay for a special permit (100$ a day). The route to Astor is a 2-meters broad ledge, often metalled. Unfortunately, we couldn?t have taken it, as it was blocked by stones and rocks. We headed towards south Pakistan. We were on the Afghan border, but we couldn?t drive in, thanks to the "kindness" of the Polish Embassy. Though we were very close to China, we couldn?t visit it due to the rigorous restrictions there. We had to go back via Iran, which we?re not particularly fond of. 

    We went along the Afghani border. We were not allowed into Miriam Shah because of a serious danger, though we weren?t told what kind of a danger it was. The local people claimed it was just propaganda, as the area is peaceful regardless of the cultural and religious differences between the people inhabiting it.

    In Dera Ismail we were stopped by an elite commando force. They surrounded us tightly, not letting any of the hundreds of onlookers too close. The commander asked us what we were doing there, as tourists were forbidden to enter the area. We told him that we didn?t see any signs nor barriers, so we just drove in, mainly to fill up. The commander said that they have to escort us to the next town. There we went: one car full of armed commando soldiers in front of us and another one behind us. Any impediments in the traffic didn?t matter now. 

    The escort left us in Dera Ghazi Khan. The soldiers advised us not to continue our travel by night, especially on hearing that we were on our way to Quetta.

    Initially, the narrow road to Quetta led via mountains and there was no asphalt surface. Overtaking or passing by other vehicles was more like performing stunts than normal driving. In the ubiquitous dust raised by the trucks, we didn?t go faster than 20 kilometres / hour. Then the road became flat, but there was very little asphalt on it. A couple of times we had to drive through giant puddles, about 30 centimeters deep. The road was uneven, we frequently brushed the chassis of our car against protruding stones. Finally, the mass-cable in our car tore off, and we had to stop and fix the failure. In an hour?s time the car was fixed rough-and-ready.

    We also met a nice traveller from Austria ? a biker heading for China. He didn?t look very well. He had spent two weeks in a hospital in Quetta, due to a stomach upset. He said that he still hadn?t recovered fully, and the most difficult stage of his journey ? a hilly road with metalled/rocky surface. We talked about our adventures and took some commemorative pictures. He also said that neither of us should actually be in that region, as it is forbidden for foreigners. We exchanged email addresses and moved on.

    In good mood we headed towards Taftan, the border with Iran. We arrived there in the early evening. The Pakistani officers registered our leaving, stamped our passports and let us go.

    The Irani customs officials, however,  immediately noticed the lack of Carnetto di Passage. We weren?t too happy about it ? we remembered the procedure in Turkey. The head of the customs office set to our case at once, saying that we would find a solution. He also admitted that the whole problem was caused by wrong information provided by his government and intervened in the Polish Embassy in Teheran, so that they issue the necessary documents. As the customs office in Teheran had to give us the permit to travel by car, he asked us to translate the text of Polish Green card, which is obligatory in Iran as well. Then we could only waits for the faxes from the Polish Embassy and the customs office.

    This highly effective intervention of the customs official was triggered by the fact that the insurance company claimed 500$ for our car insurance. He rightly said that this sum was unbelievable. Finally, after all the documents were completed, we could move on without having to pay anything.

    In Nahbandan a small boy tried to cheat on us ? he wanted to sell us four cans of Pepsi for 45 000 rials, thought they cost 8 000 in a nearby shop. Little cheat, that what he was.

    On the coast of the Caspian Sea there were lots of Iranians. A night in a camping cabin without any facilities cost 24$, and we believe this was a "special price" for foreigners. A windowless cabin with sleeping places on the floor cost 10$. A woman said "for we is ok?", but it wasn?t OK for us for that price.

    We spent the night in the car, next to a little stream.  In the morning we were woken by the sound of the Coco Jumbo hit, which we hadn?t heard for long.  The road to Rasht was closed, so we went to Bandar E Anzali. It seemed the whole Iran was resting there, so many people we saw. The beach was like a garbage bin, the water was murky.

    We got close to the Azerbaijani border and turned west towards Turkey. We purchased a petrol container, as we wanted to take some petrol with us to Turkey. We filled up in Maku, where we found a place to spend the night as well. It is better to cross the border in the morning ? you never know what complications may occur.

    Fortunately, there were no problems on the border. To our surprise, the Turkish customs officers kicked and beat up a man just in front of us. They said he?d been a smuggler, but is that a reason to beat somebody so badly? Strange custom? We paid for our visas, collected car documents and went ahead. Thanks to the fact that the control was a bit lousy, we managed to bring 20 litres of cheap fuel in.

    After crossing the border we set off for Georgia. Before reaching the Black Sea we had to drive along a very curvy road. The towns there are located virtually on the steep mountain slopes, and the buildings look as if they were protruding from the mountains. We used the petrol we had smuggled into Turkey ? the risk proved worth taking, as the difference in price is huge.

    Before the border, we decided to spend the night in Hopa. We camped next to a Turkish campsite ? they had spent there some time before we arrived, as the tent was prepared for bad weather and surrounded with all their belongings.

    The border between Turkey and Georgia was full of second car traders ? their faces looked as if they had been into boxing or wrestling for the best part of their lives. The Turkey officers registered our leave, the Georgian control let us in with no problem. Georgia doesn?t require a visa from the citizens of Poland since July 2005. Anyway, they demanded some fees: 7$ for "wriemiennyj wwoz" and 3$ for disinfection. We didn?t agree to pay the latter fee ? firstly, we didn?t have any dollars left, secondly, no disinfection would be carried out anyway. The Georgian custom officers were very nice.

    After an hour or so we were already in Batumi. Not much is left from the famous resort. Hotels in ruins, dilapidated townhouses, no foreign tourists. Only one bank could change British pounds for us ? the dollar is still in charge here.

    Batumi welcomed us with a 2-hours? downpour. The city looked as flooded ? flooded cars, floating bins, water pouring into shops and houses. Waiting for the rain to stop we went for dinner. We had "ostryj" ? meat pieces in spicy sauce with onion and bread. Delicious.

    After a while, we realized that Georgia was full of gangster-looking men, with flat faces and broad necks. One street can host 30 currency bureaus ? but for whom? There are cows lying in the streets, pigs are running freely. What?s interesting, you can?t really see any Wolgas or Ladas (cheap Russian cars). There?s lots of second-hand cars from the Western Europe, and quite a lot of new Infinitis, Land Cruisers, Pajeros and M-Klasse Mercs. Sunglasses covering half of the face, unbuttoned shirts for men and elegant, pointed shoes for women are all the rage. 

    If you manage to find a hotel there, it is hidden somewhere in the woods, sporting the highest standard and costing about 80 ? 240 $ per night. Mind you, this is a country where an average salary is about 200 $. There are no villas where all those people with expensive cars could be living in; there are no factories, no major private firms. The ordinary people of Georgia are very kind and honest.

    On our way to the Ossetian border we spent a night at the side of a beautiful lake. Unfortunately, a night downpour turned the area into one brown swamp, and had serious difficulties with getting out of there. Had it rained for a couple of hours more, we wouldn?t have been able to get out at all.

    When we entered the Caucasus mountains, the engine suddenly started working using only three of its four cylinders. We checked the high voltage cables and it turned out that the ending of one of them had burned out. The only way to fix it was to buy a new one, but that was clearly impossible in the middle of the mountains. We decided to move on. We were about 30 kilometres from the border and about 60 from Vladivostok. The only thing we didn?t expect was that the road turned into something like a rocky path, with barely no asphalt. Most of the tunnels were closed, we had to go via by-passes on narrow ledges. Exhausted, we reached the border in torrents of rain.

    The soldier from the Georgian Border Guard gave us a gloomy prospect of our entrance to Ossetia and Tchechenia. The atmosphere in Ossetia is tense, due to the Bieslan tragedy. Entering the country would mean huge bribes in the first pace, and then we would be obviously robbed of all our possessions. He told us the story of a certain Russian, who barely reached the border coming back from Ossetia, and he didn?t even have the money to purchase the visa, as the bandits didn?t leave a penny on him. "At least they didn?t kill him", he added. The situation in Tchechenia is similar. Upon hearing "Grozny" (the capital of Tchechenia) the officer just laughed quietly. "You never know what can happen there", he said. The roads are full of armed outlaws in fast cars, dangerous and violent.

    Another bright idea of ours was entering Russia via Suchumi. The soldier said that we must had become bored with our lives, as nobody leaves the Abkhaz Republic alive.  It is a republic of a size of a county in Poland, not recognized either by Russia or Georgia. All the cultural heritage of that region, bridges and buildings were destroyed. By the end of the 80s, this region was called "the paradise of Georgia". Now it is a post-war ruin.

    There could be only one conclusion. We couldn?t leave Georgia by land other way than via Turkey or Azerbaijan ? which would mean waiting two weeks for a visa.

    Thus, driving on three cylinders, risking a serious damage to the engine, we had to move back to Tbilisi. Sometimes on the first gear, sometimes on the second one (lack of power) we struggled through one pass after another. These were the most beautiful mountains we had ever seen ? snow-covered peaks and marvellous views. We also decided to try and fix the failure by ourselves ? we cut the burned endings and it did help ? the engine worked normally. In Tbilisi we bought new cables from Lada, and they were perfect for our car ? the car regained its full power.

    We thought that Georgia is safe ? nobody bothered us ever. This changed when we punctured a tyre somewhere in the mountains. While Dominik was changing the wheel, a brad new police Passat approached us. One of the police officers jumped out of it and rushed to help us, repeating that we were in danger, as foreigners standing on the side of the road is a tragedy waiting to happen. We could have easily been robbed and hurt.

    Unfortunately, we couldn?t buy any 13-inches tyres in Georgia, so we had to drive on our spare tyre to Bulgaria.

    After 5 days of our stay in Georgia we arrived at the Turkish border again.

    The atmosphere on the Georgian side of the border was very friendly. One of the officers treated us like his personal friends and invited us to visit him in Batumi the next year.

    On the Turkish side, however, there was trouble. We had to demanded to see the head official, as the visa clerk shouted at us and tried to cheat on us ? saying that 15$ equals 15 euro. Some elderly ladies there moaned that we should give him what he wants, cause we might not get a visa at all, but after we talked with the clerk?s superior we finally managed to get the visas for 15$ per person and get the proper change.

    Our way back via Turkey led along the coast of the Black Sea. We were surprised by the huge amounts of dried hazelnuts, laid out in the sun on every possible spot.

    We reached the Bulgarian border in Kapikkula on the next day. There was a longish queue there ? German Turkish were coming back from their holidays in Turkey. They tend to act a little bit weird ? we saw a driver of a new BMW 7 Series, pushing his car with the help of his entire family, with obvious amount of noise. Pushing cars seems to be quite popular there, regardless of the make and age ? whether it is an old Ford or a brand new Mercedes, it makes no difference.

    Those cars are usually fully loaded, and there are often some terrible contraptions mounted on the roofs instead of normal roof trunks. The border looks as if it was a bazaar full of people. Fortunately, the customs officers did a very good job. We had to pay 3$ of disinfection fee ? some liquid from the hosepipe sprinkled onto our wheels ? plus 15 $ for road vignette (a small badge placed on the windshield) and off we went. We changed the money in Svilengrad and bought two new tyres for 65 lev each.

    We arrived at the Serbian border in the evening. Due to very bad weather we treated this land as a transit country ? we crossed it without stopping anywhere. Thanks to the good quality of the highway (another fee ? 15 euro), we reached Hungary the next day. We drove via Hungary without any problems, knowing that we were getting close to Poland. Slovak customs officers welcomed us in their usual manner ? annoyed and impatient, what could have been heard in their raised voices.

    Four hours later we were in Poland?

    For 27,000 kilometres there was not a single moment of doubt. Travels are our  passion. Despite all the difficulties and problems, dangers and hardships, we wouldn?t hesitate for a second if we were to get in the car and set on the road in a 50º C heat, and experience the clouds of dust and ubiquitous dirt once again. It was adventure for us, it is everyday life for the people we met.

    The Pakistani are a hospitable and friendly nation.

    Of course, we were left a bit unsatisfied by the fact we didn?t actually get into Afghanistan. But maybe this is the way it was supposed to be? Anyway, Afghanistan is still our goal!

   

 

 

    We would like to thank the following:

 

-"AUTO SERWIS WŁADYSŁAW STOKŁOSA" car service for a thorough preparation of our car for the expedition and telephone counselling during the trip. The car did a great job and never really let us down.

- Red Bull Poland for supporting us with their energetic drinks.

- all of those who had and have faith in us!

 

THE EXPEDITION IN NUMBERS:

 

58 days ? the time the expedition took

26 785 ? the total distance we travelled

 

 

148 kilometres ? the distance we travelled in Poland

 420 kilometres - the distance we travelled in Slovakia

 501 kilometres ? the distance we travelled in Hungary

1662 kilometres ? the distance we travelled in Romania

884 kilometres ? the distance we travelled in Bulgaria

6368 kilometres ? the distance we travelled in Turkey

7573 kilometres ? the distance we travelled in Iran

7385 kilometres ? the distance we travelled in Pakistan and Kashmir

1302 kilometres ? the distance we travelled in Georgia

542 kilometres ? the distance we travelled in Serbia and Montenegro

1682 litres of consumed fuel

 

CAR DEFECTS:

At 9900 kilometre ? rev counter

At 14 700 kilometre ? mass-cable

At 22100 kilometre ? high voltage cable

At 25 411 kilometre ? front tyres changed

 

PRICES OF FUEL, SOME OTHER PRODUCTS AND CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATIOS:

 

ROMANIA:

Lead-free 95 petrol ? 33 500 LEI a litre

1$=29 500 Lei, 1 Euro=35 700 Lei, 1£=53 100 Lei

 

BULGARY:

Lead-free 95 petrol ? 1.81 lev a litre

1$=1,59 lev, 1 Euro=1.94 lev, 1£=2.88 lev

 

Peaches, 1 kg = 5 lev; cherries, 1 kg = 3,50 lev; water melon, 1 kg = 1,5 lev

Tomatoes, 1 kg = 1,40 lev; cucumbers, 1 kg = 1,20 lev; Pepsi 2-litres = 2 lev; a loaf of bread = 0,55 lev; dried almonds = 2,42 lev / pack

 

TURKEY:

Lead-free 95 petrol ? 2,61 YKR / litre

LPG ? 1,26 YKR / litre

1$=1,33 YKR, 1£=2,42 YKR

 

Loaf of bread = 0,50 YKR (small), 1 YKR (large); Fanta 2 litres = 1,75 YKR, Pepsi 2 litres = 2,20 YKR; Turkish biscuits = 9 YKR/kg; cherries, 1 kg = 5 YKR; 5 eggs = 5,5 YKR; 2 sausages = 4,5 YKR; small butter = 1 YKR

2 x kebab (delicious) + 2 cans of Pepsi = 10 YKR (delicious)

Parking fee (Istanbul) ? 10 YKR/4 hours

City plan = 5 YKR

 

IRAN:

Lead-free petrol (octan number unknown) = 800 rial

Diesel fuel ? 165 rial

1$=8 984 rial; 1 Euro = 10 713 rial; 1£ = 15 774 rial

 

Pepsi 1,5 L = 15 000 rial, 6 baguettes = 3 000 rial; 8-pack Pepsi + Mirinda = 32 000 rial; 2 small packs of pistachio nuts = 15 000 rial;

2x 1,5 litre Pepsi + 1,5 litre water = 12 000 rial

2x kebab + 2 cans of Pepsi = 21 000 rial

4 280 mililitres Parsi Cola bottles = 7 000 rial

Average dinner at a restaurant = 50 000 rial

 

Castrol GTX Magnatec motor oil 1 litre = 40 000 rial

Internet access at an internet café = 10 000 rial / hour, 7 000 rial / 30 minutes

Double room at a hotel ? 30$/night

Camping site = 10$/car

Camping cabins = 14-24$/night

 

PAKISTAN:

Lead-free 95 petrol - 49,02 rupees/litre

1 £ = 104,34 rupees

 

Pepsi 1,5 litre + Fanta 1,5 litre = 120 rupees

2 small pizzas = 140 rupees

Natural grapes juice = 120 rupees/litre

Natural mixed fruit juice = 55 rupees/litre

8 280-millilitres bottles of Pepsi and Sprite = 80 rupees

Diesel jeans = 575 rupees/pair

Armani trousers = 900 rupees/pair

Depending on the standard of the restaurant, a good meal costs about 140-400 rupees.

Hotel double room (VIP) ? 1200-2000 rupees

 

GEORGIA:

Lead-free 95 petrol = 1,42 lar / litre

Lead-free 98 petrol = 1,59 lar / litre

1$ = 1,89 lar; 1 Euro = 2,23 lar; 1£ = 3,15 lar

 

Fanta/Pepsi 2,5 litre = 2 lar

4 pieces of cake = 4 lar

Pears, 1 kg = 1 lar

A loaf of bread = 1 lar

Meals at restaurants: ostryj = 9,60 lar; chinkali (huge dumplings with meat) = 8 lar; odzachuri (something like French fries with pork, absolutely delicious) = 7 lar

2 x McDonalds meal = 15,30 lar

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